Short arranged marriage date – ✅ Check
Quick Roka the next day – ✅ Check
Overwhelming response from family and friends – ✅ Check
Perpetually surrounded with family – ✅ Check
Wanting to talk to him all the time – ✅ Check
Privacy to do this – ⚠️ Nope! Oops!
The life of new Indian Couples ain’t easy. Like they say, you don’t just marry the guy, you marry his entire huge ass family 😜. So then, how do you go from Awkward to Awesome with everyone constantly around? It’s easy, have fun together and flirt with your new relationship – literally!
Erm…Hell yes! But How do I do this with everyone around us ALL the TIME?
Get a little innovative – all work and no play makes you a Dull couple! After all, Indians are known for their Jugaad. So get your COVERT flirting game on! 😍😎
What’s Covert Flirting?
Literally channel your inner child and play with secret languages! It’s such a fun way to get to know each other, no matter who is around – it’s going to be your little secret! ‘Coz If you both speak a secret language, no one will understand a word you say (until you tell them how it’s done OR they read this article 😜)
Why should we give this secret language a shot?
- It’s super cute and this way no one will know (or take your case) every time you call him baby 😛
- Every couple has ‘Thing’; this could be yours. Awwww!
{Psst! You could even make it a part of your wedding celebrations! Over time friends will identify this with you. We’re thinking secret language themed invites/slide shows/ photo booth props the works!! 😉}
- That little element of maybe getting caught is exciting! It adds so much risqué to your relationship *steamy*
- It gives you the perfect balance of play and privacy – A MUST for INDIAN couples!
(Suggested Read – Real Couples Reveal – The Compulsory Courtship Checklist – Things you MUST do together Before your Marriage!)
I’m totally convinced, this sounds super fun. Teach me how…
Wohooo! Lets begin. The easiest language to try out is the P Language. And, It’s bloody simple!
All you have to do is break words into syllables and insert a ‘p’ consonant sound in the middle. Confused? Let’s make it even easier – just add a P Before every vowel – even that will work! 😊
That’s crazy easy!
In P language this would be:
Th-pa-t’s cr-pa–zy-pe e-pe-se-pey!
Don’t sweat! It may look hard to read but really, it is easy to speak it. With a little practice, your love smitten brain will learn to adapt to it & you’ll automatically become a champion. Oh! Come on! People do much more in love, this is nothing!
Here’s some motivation:
{Psst! It’s not a class, you need not get it perfect, skip the p if there’s too many vowels together… the idea is to get your message across!}
Here’s some easy hacks you can use:
There, now there’s nothing (and no one) who can stop you from getting your quality time together! Flirt with new ideas, flirt with each other 😜
Y-po-apar w-pel-co-po-me
{You are Welcome!}
xx
Know Another Super Easy languages? Tell us in the comments below ⬇︎
Featured Image by The Talented Rima Darwash
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