Wait! Before you get all shifty and embarrassed by what THIS kamasutra holds, let us tell you this is the MARRIED KAMASUTRA and is therefore purely U/A Rated 😂

THE MARRIED KAMASUTRA – a HILARIOUS insight into the married sex life*

*Emphasis on Hilarious

Below are snippets from the simply hilarious book,  depicting changes marriage has on people’s Sex Lives! It’s pretty much the one version of Kamasutra that you should not practice 😁. Use this as “Positions” you don’t want to Try in your Marriage 🙈

THE GENIUS BEHIND IT – HUSBAND MET WIFE, CUE IN LIFE!

Simon Rich and Farley Katz’s Cartoons illustrate Positions that are “Somewhat Less Erotic than those found in the Original Work.” Where the Infamous Saucy Sex Positions of the Kamasutra are replaced with instances from married life that people often joke about. Cutely stating that the original book was incomplete till now and they found it’s “Lost Chapter” from the Kama Sutra. These authors hilariously caption it as featuring Positions Designed for married people which Vatsayana (the original author) based on his own experiences in a long-term, committed relationship! LOL!😂

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CHECK OUT THE ILLUSTRATIONS FROM THIS POST WEDDING KAMASUTRA FOR MARRIED COUPLES ⬇︎

Throwback to every time you go to your Mom’s house for dinner! Foodie Couples – know what we’re talking about!

Err….True Story?😇😜

Yep! Definitely True Story. And theres NOTHING wrong with it! 😜🍷

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LOL! May the guilty party please stand up! *pin drop silence*

Is that why they call the most comfy chair ever a Lazy Boy? 😜

And for the finale, the children’s chapter 😁

Relax Ladies, Do NOT Panic! These are just Fun Cartoons, Indian marriage jokes and puns just to poke a little fun! Trust us, when you love someone it Stays Till the End of Time and Everyone Lives Happily After! 😊

xx

If you have any more post marriage “positions” a.k.a reality checks you think we should add, Tell us in the comments below

H/t The New Yorker, Daily Mail, A Plus {Images Source: Internet, The predicament}, Images curated by Witty Vows